I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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