come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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