I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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