okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
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hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
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We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
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