Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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