No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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