Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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