either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
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My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
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You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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