only you would photoshop your dick
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
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Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
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She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
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