With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
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