Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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