i permit you to call me
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Is it penis luge time yet?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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