So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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