nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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