You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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