...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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