She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
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I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
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My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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