So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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