I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
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Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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