New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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