Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
