He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
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My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
i came on her dog
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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