I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
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I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Is Oprah even human
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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