The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
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Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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