So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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