problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Send help, water and tortillas.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I'm bleeding and have questions
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