My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
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Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
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The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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