i was born a porn star she said
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
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We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
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Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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