i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
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Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
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My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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