went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
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Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
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