Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
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She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
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the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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