come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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