Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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