So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
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the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Hippo gnu deer
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
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I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Randomize