His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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