some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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