VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
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I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
the liver wants what the liver wants
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
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If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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