Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Randomize
