if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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