I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
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uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
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I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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