Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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