You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
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