bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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