dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
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It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
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This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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