gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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