And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
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