so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
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I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
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I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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