He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Is Oprah even human
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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