marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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