Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
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I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
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someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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