Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Success! We fucked roommates!
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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