I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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