If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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